comic relief

Max: “This is not my best dinner.”

Heather: “Bye Jimmy. Have fun stormin’ the castle.”
Jimmy: Smile.
Heather: “Do you know what I’m talking about?”
Jimmy: “No.”
Heather: “Oh man… really? Princess Bride? Miracle Max?”

Max: “My leg hurts. I think I’m going to die… and not go to preschool. Whenever I’m sleeping, I think I’m dead.”

Max: “I always wanted to be a good sport.”

Hannah explains to the boys at the dinner table: “Belch is a fancy word for burp.”

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